You know, once upon a time Mr Megafat was very fat. Then one day his doctor told him if he kept eating stuff he would die within the month! Megafat took this very seriously and swore to slim down...and he slimmed down by riding his stupid bicycle, which was called a Velocipede because I suppose it used to be a tricycle but he maimed it and kept the name which implies it is a cycular vehicle thing with 3 wheels, and um...I forget what I was actually talking about. Yes, Mr. Megafat. Oh the lovable bastard. Anyway, using his stupid hick bicycle, he managed to lose weight whilst avoiding such enemies as birds that shat yellow stuff on him and snails about the size of his bicycle and his doctor loved him and they had children together. Okay, I made that last bit up.

It's now like, a few months later or something, and now Mr. Megafat is not fat and he is so not fat that you have a unicycle this time because he is too awesome and he has a name which implies he's still fat and he has to SHOW THE WHOOOOOLE WIIIIIIDE WORLD he isn't fat. And if you had a nose like he does, you'd do the same.

Mr. Megafat has to avoid such horrific and completely abominable obstacles such as polluted water. And eggs. Man, it's hard being fat. I mean, he almost um...encountered that egg. Personally I'd be more scared of the purple rocks or I'd be considering finding a way around that water considering there's no bridge and he's on a unicycle. But it gets worse. Oh man, it's scary.

Mr. Megafat soon has an encounter with the BIG JUMP. Which, I should add, isn't that big. You jump a bigger pool of water at the start of the level. I'd be more scared of that blue bird on the left there because that tree couldn't possibly support its weight. Then there's a sign saying he's almost there. Which is pointless, because it's so literal it's not funny...you literally only have to cross that body of water, and you're at the end of the level and the end of the game. But this is where the final challenge is...

There you encounter...um...I dunno. Some guy. The game gets EXTREMELY SCARY here, scarier than the stupid scary level with all the pumpkins which was so uninspiring I forgot to take pics of (oops). Because this guy FLOATS PARTIALLY IN THE AIR, LOOKS LIKE YOU and if you shoot him he DISEMBOWELS HIMSELF. God, I'm gonna have nightmares. OH NO THERE IS A HAMBURGER ON THE LEFT IN THE RIGHT PIC! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

Okay, maybe I'm overreacting. Mr. Megafat is a fatty fat fat fat. That much is evident from the name of him. But I warn you, play this game and you'll be scarred for life by the horror of animated pants. And eggs.