WEETABIX VERSUS THE TITCHIES

Okay, I am typing this article on my laptop, and the 'G' key has broken off, so from now on I cannot type it. I have to type this article without the inclusion of that key.

Weetabix Versus The Titchies. The name says it all. I mean, who wouldn't find the prospect of an amusement industry product about a breakfast cereal...whatsit who has to shoot and destroy a plethora of stupid little aliens which look a LOT like space invaders fun? Not I. And this amusement industry product is not unbad. Okay, there is a fatass space now so the pictures fit in.

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As you can see from the screenshots, weetabix apparently have the ability to put on pants and wear them. This allows them to do normal everyday stuff like cosplay (okay, that's the only word I could think of without that letter in it! Stupid plurals!). The actual fun element of this is involved in nuclear assaults on the attack force of alien stuff that seeks your destruction. When you are hit a forcefield comes up that looks like a trampoline or other such peciularness and your NEET WEET drains. And the floor is purple, which is an obese plus.

The most deplorable feature of this is that the stupid bastard titchies like to move up and down when they reach the end of a row. That isn't so bad by itself, but add that to the fact that your surface-to-air missiles are horrible pieces of shit which travel at a speed of 'slower than your dead relatives funeral procession', this feature enables you to become annoyed very quickly. Also nuclear missiles come out of the floor at very well time synchronized intervals. Just like in real life. I remember once I NOSsed from point A to point B and I saw a nuclear missile come out of the pavement so I decided to nuke Russia. The reason you never heard about this is before I could do it, the stupid US politician idiots made me inscribe my name on a parchment to prohibit the use of nuclear weapons. I believe it was called the EVERYBODY, WE HATE RUSSIA! treaty.

Behold! Dunk has filled up with weet power! Isn't the advancement of nuclear weaponry an unbad item of interest completely? This amusement industry product fills me with wonder and suspense because it is not of the uncool variety and I like it because it has a weetabix product in it and it looks like an obese poop with fatty pants. I am very pleased to have had the opportunity to examine this product in fine detail and stuff like that. The total amusement of the attempt to nuke aliens with the posession of pants, not to mention shoes!!!!1, and as you can see in the screenshot here, DUNK has the ability to be in a solid wall at the end of a level. This adds an element of surprise to the relevant source because you do not expect him to come out of the wall!! Oh man, I shat my pants when this happened. I was like, "WHERE THE BLEEP DID YOU COME FROM?". Then I called him a wallhacker.

Also I only played this stupid item once because it is stupid and it's an item. I should mention at this point I somehow was able to obtain 780 points which pissed me off. Sod off to hell, stupid 78! I hope you die, you stupid often have existed number! You will suffer at the hands of our lord! Lord Bumsmythe! Also here is proof of this event for anyone who cares about stupid crap. Also level 3 is utter bullshit and apparently there are 5 levels so this product is about as difficult as say, Tetris on level 25 with 6 lines and your left rotate button is borked because your entertainment boy is a piece of communism that needs repairs but you are too poor due to the loss of employment due to nuclear winter. At least nuclear winter is cold and you can build snowmen and ice houses and icicles, this product is just pure, unadulterated shit. Shit in your pants, with surface to air missiles.

Okay! I didn't type that letter since the commencement of this article! A winner is me!

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STFU.

These were leftover pics. I didn't type sufficient codswallop to fit it in. Enjoy!

I be ultra sorry yo if I did in fact use these, every feature of this product looks frickin' identical.